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Comeback Not Enough As Bracknell Town Lose Local Derby

A spirited comeback from Bracknell Town saw them narrowly lose this local derby with their cross town rivals Binfield in front of a bumper Friday night crowd. Own goals and defensive errors were the order of the night in wet and windy conditions. Read the rest of this entry

Hellenic League 2015/16 Lineup Confirmed

Today saw the AGM of the Hellenic League – one of the leagues situated at Step 5 of nonleague – with some difficult decisions on the agenda. Read the rest of this entry

Seven Players Sent Off – Including A Movie Star!

There was little Christmas Spirit on show on December 28th 2013, as referee Mateusz Filipiak sent off no fewer than 7 (Seven) – always wanted to do that! – players in a Hellenic League Premier Division match between Thame United and Highworth Town. Amazingly, Thame manager John Fisher said there wasn’t a bad tackle in the match!

Thame were the best behaved club in the league at the end of November, but they certainly won’t be now after seeing four sent off during the second half, with three Highworth players also being dismissed.

Players from both sides clash in an incident which saw three dismissed. Pic: Thame Gazzette

Players from both sides clash in an incident which saw three dismissed. Pic: Thame Gazzette

The madness began towards the end of the first half, when Highworth’s Chris Flanagan was shown red for “strangling” an opponent. Amazingly, there were still twenty one players on the pitch right up until the 70th minute! But then it all kicked off, with six more players given their marching orders.

Thame’s striker Louis Cordice – who played Blaise Zabini in three Harry Potter films – was the second player to be sent off by Mr Filipiak for kicking the ball away. Thame defender Ellis Hercules (great name!) was dismissed shortly after, before Bradley Clark was shown red for dissent with ten minutes remaining. In case you’ve lost count, that’s four reds, with both teams down to nine men at this stage.

The final three dismissals all occurred during the closing stages, in the same scuffle. Thame were reduced to seven with the sendings-off of Ben Connelly and Matt Willett, whilst Highworth’s Toby Clark joined them.

Both sets of management have lodged complaints with the FA and League, with parties from both sides labelling the referee as “a disgrace” and “the worst ref I’ve ever seen.”

Oh, and the result? Thame United 0 Highworth Town 2.

Ascot Up To Second After Wet Win

IMG_4769In one of only two matches in the Hellenic League Premier Division to survive horrendous conditions, Ascot United grabbed a crucial three points against local rivals Binfield FC to move into second place.

After heavy rain for most of the week, it was unsurprising to see so many fixture lists decimated on the final weekend before Christmas. But while many would have resigned themselves to that dreaded Christmas shopping trip, 149 hardy souls braved the mud and rain in the Berkshire countryside to see two teams try and play football in difficult conditions. The rain had abated a little before kickoff, but once the game started, so the rain returned and this time it wasn’t going anywhere!


So, armed with a wonderful hot cup of Bovril (other meat based drinks are available!) that you could stand a spoon up in, I retired to the thankfully covered terrace behind the goal for the afternoon’s proceedings. I’ll be honest, I had half a suspicion that we might not see the game through to completion, such were the conditions.

On the pitch, and it was Binfield who started brighter, with first Tom Hopper volleying over from a cross, and then Seb Bowerman also clearing the bar after a good run which saw him beat two defenders as he cut in from the left. There were few other scoring opportunities from wither side in the first half, as both sets of players struggled to cope with the blustery wind and rain, and the subsequent effect they were having on the playing surface. Both teams tried to play football, but lacked the quality in the final third, and it was goalless at the break.

IMG_4770Half time allowed me to procure another steaming cup of meaty goodness, and come within a few numbers of winning the 50/50 draw, and to wonder why on earth I’d ventured to a game in such conditions. Still, better than shopping…

The second half was an improvement, with James Suarez heading narrowly over for Binfield, and Rob Saunders cannoning a shot off the cross bar for the visitors. And just a few minutes later, Ascot had the decisive goal. Leon Yarnie was dumped to the ground following an aerial challenge from James Rusby on the left. Saunders hit the freekick to the far side of the penalty area, where Justin Clayton was in space. He headed the ball back into the six yard box, and Yarnie fired the ball past Matt Watson to spark jubilant celebrations among the Ascot players.

Despite some heavy pressure from Binfield, they could not force a clear opportunity, largely due to Ascot’s bodies-on-the-line style defending. And in fact the visitors could have doubled their advantage when Daryl McLean caught Binfield skipper Callum Whitty in possession. However, McLean then skied his shot, granting a reprieve for Whitty.

Ascot, though, did hold on for the win which sees them move to within four points of leaders Ardley United, and in such atrocious conditions, these are the sort of results that can really propel a team on.

And, as for me. Do I regret going to the game? Not a chance! I would rather go to a game in any conditions than go shopping or watch a videprinter churn out the scores on TV.